I Like Off-Roading
compilation by Rick Neil
boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented
the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took
him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the
explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs
The American asked, "But what do you do with all your time?"
sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta
interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of
can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
perhaps twenty-five years," replied the
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American,
"When your business gets really big, you can start selling stock
"Millions? Really? And after that?"
that -- and this is the best part -- you'll be able to retire, live
the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.
locked up the social democrats,
came for the trade unionists,
came for the Jews,
came for me,
old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy
It is a
terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love,
thought about it for a minute and then
Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."