FJ-40
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Why
I Like Off-Roading
compilation by Rick Neil
Personal Favorites... | ||
A
boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented
the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But
then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the
The Mexican
explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs The American asked, "But what do you do with all your time?" "I
sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta
with The American
interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! one and
so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of "You
can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los "How long would that take?" asked the Mexican. "Twenty,
perhaps twenty-five years," replied the "And after that?" "Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing.
"When your business gets really big, you can start selling stock
"Millions? Really? And after that?" "After
that -- and this is the best part -- you'll be able to retire, live
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When
the Nazis came for the communists, I remained silent; I was not a communist. When they
locked up the social democrats, When they
came for the trade unionists, When they
came for the Jews, When they
came for me, |
An
old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy It is a
terrible fight and it is between two wolves. He continued,
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, The same
fight The grandson
thought about it for a minute and then The old
Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." |